Oh. That is epic. I officially love your mother. If only I could record the things my dad says!! Of course he's nothing close to this degree of advice giving. He usually just pesters me and asks if I'm carrying my mace around 24/7 or just tells me to not go outside at all so I don't get raped. Going out after dark is unthinkable unless I have a good looking guy protecting me + 3 other people. Even then he's a bit wary. Goooooooood times.
Remember when You, Justin Smith and me had a super cuddle party at your house at 3 in the morning and your mom was up gardening in the backyard? Me too.
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Well it IS good advice. Wash your hands as much as possible, Sam! She doesn't think you're five, she just knows you really well. Always sooo dirty.
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Oh. That is epic. I officially love your mother. If only I could record the things my dad says!! Of course he's nothing close to this degree of advice giving. He usually just pesters me and asks if I'm carrying my mace around 24/7 or just tells me to not go outside at all so I don't get raped. Going out after dark is unthinkable unless I have a good looking guy protecting me + 3 other people. Even then he's a bit wary. Goooooooood times.
Remember when You, Justin Smith and me had a super cuddle party at your house at 3 in the morning and your mom was up gardening in the backyard? Me too.
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